Anniversary Cache
Men, beware what you view online! This conversation could have been yours.
“Hey, Honey?” she calls, “I just found something in our cache.”
He looks amused. “Why? Isn’t that a little dull?”
“I’m looking for a graphic I saw the other day. But I’d say, this qualifies as interesting.”
She turns the monitor around. It’s a woman in a revealing negligee.
“Oh. That.”
“So you admit it?”
“Sure. It’s not porn.”
“What would you call it?”
“A wholesale lingerie distributor site.”
“Wait. You bought me this for our anniversary?”
“No. I didn’t buy you that.”
She’s silent a moment. “Ohhhh! I get it. You know I really don’t need that graphicl. Why don’t I clear the cache so I don’t come across what you actually bought me?”
He hears the musical sound that indicates the cache has been cleared.
“So,” she says in an intimate, throaty tone, “Will I like it?”
With a knowing twinkle he replies, “Let’s just say it’s in our favorite color.”
“Red?”
He nods. “Red.”
