Oops
My husband has been traumatized, I am sure for the rest of his life. He went away with his buddies for a few days and left me alone at home with the baby. We have done this many times before and nothing has ever happened. I am not scared to be alone and I think it is good for him to get away with his buddies every once in awhile.
This time, though, someone broke into our house during the night. I was so scared. I grabbed my husband’s paintball gun and decided that I was going to face this burglar by myself. I tiptoed out to the kitchen with the gun in hand and I could hear him going through my silverware drawer.
I took my aim and fired a paintball right at the intruder’s head. I hit it right on and then ran to call the police. I grabbed the baby and locked myself in my bedroom until the police arrived. When I heard sirens, I ventured out, only to find that my husband had come home early and I had shot him in the head. It was enough to knock him out.
I don’t think he will ever let me live that one down. He says he is just thankful that we don’t own a real gun.
